Side Splitter Series: Hotel Hillbilly
I have received funny canned messages week-in and week-out. And anecdotes that make me giggle, much more jolt with intensively hard laugh [snort for some even], deserve to be shared. Thus, I am posting Side Splitter Series for people looking for stories that leave a lasting line and split their sides.
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A visitor from the boondocks visited Manila and stayed at a posh hotel along Roxas Boulevard. While being ushered upstairs by the roomboy, the Hillbilly suddenly got hysterically offensive.
Hillbilly: [screaming at the roomboy] I know I come from the boondocks but do not ever fool me! Why is my room small, has no bed, and has no window?
Roomboy: [in a calm, condescending reply] Sir, we are still in the elevator.
